Alert the Media by Mia Fox

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BOOK INFORMATION

TITLE – Alert the Media
SERIES – Hollywood Hotties
AUTHOR – Mia Fox
GENRE – chick lit/social satire
PUBLICATION DATE – already published
LENGTH (Pages/# Words) – 225
PUBLISHER – Evatopia Press
COVER ARTIST – Eden Crane

BOOK SYNOPSIS

When you’re an entertainment publicist, there’s no better cure for a broken heart than to Alert the Media…

April and Ryan Monahan are the perfect Hollywood couple. He’s a handsome actor on the rise; she’s a high-powered entertainment publicist. Her job becomes more demanding, however, when Ryan announces he is gay and wants a divorce.

Believing that her persuasive power over the press will give Ryan the publicity he craves, April launches a swift media campaign to make him realize that he can’t live without her. But Ryan has decided that he likes the dating scene and April’s boss insists that she keep him happy as his account is important to the firm.

To her dismay, April is forced to protect her firm’s bottom line by maintaining Ryan’s status as a Hollywood heartthrob while enduring her own heartbreak. As she picks up the pieces of her destroyed marriage, April is determined to compete with Ryan for power, publicity, and true love — even when her imagination takes her from the board room to the bedroom.

To save her sanity, her corner office, and her two dogs from becoming caught up in an ugly custody battle, April constructs a plan to use her media savvy skills to her advantage.

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EXCERPT

            I didn’t flinch when I read my husband’s Facebook profile and learned Orlando Bloom is his all time fav actor. After all, Ryan is an actor and Orlando Bloom has a good body of work. I even remained calm when Ryan wrote about that body, citing Orlando’s hotness in pirate wear. Okay, maybe this was a warning sign, but one could argue that Ryan appreciates how costume design impacts a film.

            Sure, there were other signs…all ignored. In fact, it wasn’t until I found his porn stash, with not so much as one breast in the mix, that I realized my rationalizations ceased to be rational. If only I had discovered Ryan in bed with a leggy blonde, even two, I could have managed. His revelation, on the other hand, gave me reason to doubt the existence of a higher being.

            “April, we need to talk,” he said gravely.

            Talk. When people mention four-letter words that one rarely comes to mind, but in my experience it’s just as toxic as the others. Case in point was this particular morning when Ryan sat me down in front of a steamy cappuccino and an obscenely large sticky bun. I regarded the bun with suspicion. I was a week shy of PMS and therefore not in need of carbs, and yet, here I was faced with a definite sign that some serious buttering up, apologizing, or pleading would occur. He obviously assumed (correctly) that artificial support would be needed.

            “April, my life, actually…our lives, are about to change,” he continued once I had taken a healthy bite.

            “You’re auditioning for a movie? Oh my gosh, I knew this day would come,” I said hopefully, if not a bit naively. What can you expect from a girl voted “Most Gullible” of her high school graduating class?

            Ryan treaded lightly, “Honey, it’s something different. Call it a change of heart, but I’ve decided that I’m gay.”

            “Gay? As in happy?”

            “No, not exactly, at least not yet. Here, have some more,” he said pinching off a piece of the bun and popping it into my mouth that now hung open.

            I swallowed hard. “How is this possible? We just had sex last night?”

            “Yeah, I wanted to be sure. You gotta admit, we sure gave it the ol’ college try.”

            “I’d say. We did it twice!”

            “Just wanted to be 100%. April, sweetie, don’t blame yourself. Listen, we’ll talk later. I’m going to be late.”

            After delivering this verbal right hook, Ryan apologized for the “bad news” and left to start his day.

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One thing I enjoy reading sometimes are parody type novels. They give you an out and fresh look on your Normal reads along with some laughs that will have you going at their expense. Well Alert the Media is definitely one of those that I needed to read. Poor April, the signs where there and she didn’t see it until it was too late. Yet when thr time came she still had to pretend everything was green and nice to help out Ryan’s career. Because she was his publicist!  Hmm yeah I wouldn’t have been that nice lol he would have had to get a new publicist!  Ryan wanted to have one last time to make sure his feelings were clear (can someone slap him for me please). April has a time of her life with this one so watch out! I did however want to shake her at times to and tell her to wake up and find someone that deserves you! How will she get over everything and move forward? I enjoyed the authors imagination with this one. This fun and humorous novel should be in your reader to read next.

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AUTHOR BIO

Mia Fox is a Los Angeles-based novelist who writes across varied genres including Young Adult/New Adult Paranormal Romance, Steampunk, and Chick Lit. She received her Bachelor of Arts Degree in Communications from U.S.C.

Before writing full time, she worked as an entertainment publicist, a career she chronicles in her novel, “Alert the Media.” However, she is happy to leave that world behind her, preferring that any drama in her life is only that which she creates for her characters.

She lives in Los Angeles with her husband, three children, Casey, the Wonder Westie, and Bean, his brother.

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  1. Thank you for the wonderful review and for participating in the Tour. Victoria at My Family’s Heart

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